Frank: "Here Karen, take this Pepto Bismo. It helps get me through this arc, and hopefully it will help you fight the nausea too." Frank: After one more bite I'll let you have some "Water In A Bottle" You try it! Karen likes everything! Time In A Bottle reduces Karen to infancy. "Here Karen, keep eating. Maybe people will think you've gained weight and we won't have to try to hide your pregnancy anymore. We're running out of things to hide behind." Somehow these romantic eating scenes just don't work as well with Chinese takeout boxes and plastic flatware. When I said "gag me with a spoon" about this storyline, I meant it as a joke! "Come on Karen - who's your Daddy? There - that's a good girl!" Deciding that the PC actors need to be tuned into how the viewers feel, Karen is force fed crap. After months of the drivel they have been given, Marie goes catatonic and must be spoon-fed. Frank and Karen are unaware that the two bottles on the table are filled with TIME I'll loosen the ropes around you hands as soon as you try this new chinese delicacy; stir fried grubs and browned rice. Ummmm, Ummmm good. In an attempt to kill Karen, Frank feeds her take out from Kelly's that Luke cooked. Have some Frank n' Beans. Obviously Karen doesn't remember that Frank likes eyeballs in his chinese food. There, just a couple more spoonfuls of this DL-56 and we'll be all set for the night! Frank: Now you be a good girl and eat this while I go heat up your Time in a Bottle. In addition to Neil and Christina, Frank discovers he has fathered yet another child: Karen. Frank: "Open up. Here comes the airplane." Eat up. You'll need all your strength to finish this idiotic story line. Frank helps Karen sample the nasty tasting "Time in a Bottle." "Crow can be very tasty. This spoonful is for Nellie." Karen is wondering how long Frank has spent with the computer after he repeatedly ignores her claims that she can feed herself. Proof that Karen will take anything Frank feeds her... Frank kepts feeding Karen food so she won't have an opportunity to talk about old boyfriends from PCH, Jason and Jagger.
