find out if all four invited actually WANTED a turkey leg...
All this talk of turkey legs is reminding me of the medieval fair held every summer a couple counties away (Ashtabula, if anyone is interested...and it's pronounced "A*****ah-byoo-la" for some reason instead of "A*****ah-boo-la"...sometimes folks just say "'bula"). I've only ever went once (it was enough for me, though I'd consider going again if my companion wanted to pay my way) but I remember how popular the "Ye Olde Turkey Legges" stand was.